AdilShah's definitions

Semicolon girl

It's a washed down/bearable version of a female grammar nazi. They know how to use semicolons effectively. Such a girl will reply to each and every clause of your text message in a sequential order. Such girls are hard to come by; if you are in possession of one, don't let them drift into the social-butterflyness zone.

Azra isn't your typical social butterfly that you meet at every corner; she is a semicolon girl who knows how to act decent.

by AdilShah October 26, 2022

Freind

A hybrid of a friend and fiend. Someone who acts like a friend but is an enemy. Taken from Jane Austen's Juvenilia "Love and Freindship" sic.

You cann him a friend? I think you have a problem spelling 'freind'.

by AdilShah August 12, 2025

Fwhine

It's defines a feeling where you're supposed to say 'you feel fine' owing to social conventions and at the same time you don't want to whine about your own problems. So, instead of saying I'm going through some rough shit, you just say "I'm not fine but I'm not gonna whine about it either."

Her: How are you doing, Adil?
Adil: Just fwhine...

by AdilShah November 4, 2021

Meet shop

English equivalent of the Kashmiri word "paend" that refers to a place (usually a shop) that serves as a mini panchayat for the dotards of a community to discuss everything under the sun. An ideal male kitty party.

Adil: I just ran late because the shop was close.
Azra: Or you were just enjoying yourself at the meet shop?

by AdilShah September 9, 2022

Queen mourners

Refers to the fake mourners of Queen Elizabeth II who, for the most part, constitute erstwhile colonial subjects. They tend to post "RIP Queen" as they ignore number of deaths their country witnessed during the Raj.

Azra isn't one of the Queen mourners. Don't expect her to post that story.

by AdilShah September 11, 2022

Text and dine

When you indulge in texting/using phone while having dinner with your family. Your Asian mother would hit you with a pan or slap you in the face.

Azra, why do you always text and dine?

by AdilShah September 18, 2022

mees

Noun: Plural form of the objective personal pronoun 'me' that refers to the different versions, identities, features or parts of the speaker.

(Azra staring into me like staring into a fish tank)
Adil: Do you hate my contradicting mees?

by AdilShah August 26, 2022