Definitions by Adamconda

Mathemortician 

Someone highly skilled at counting dead people.

Get a mathemortician down here immediately; we need an accurate count of all these dead people.

Mathemortician by Adamconda June 14, 2020

Queerantine 

When you begin a quarantine as a heterosexual male, but begin to question your own sexuality after using your time to binge watch the entire 7 season series-run of Gilmore Girls.

“I’m sorry, Rebecca, but the divorce is final. That queerantine really taught me something about myself.”

Queerantine by Adamconda April 22, 2020