Queerantine

When you begin a quarantine as a heterosexual male, but begin to question your own sexuality after using your time to binge watch the entire 7 season series-run of Gilmore Girls.

“I’m sorry, Rebecca, but the divorce is final. That queerantine really taught me something about myself.”

by Adamconda April 22, 2020

Mathemortician

Someone highly skilled at counting dead people.

Get a mathemortician down here immediately; we need an accurate count of all these dead people.

by Adamconda June 14, 2020