Mathemortician

Someone highly skilled at counting dead people.
Get a mathemortician down here immediately; we need an accurate count of all these dead people.
by Adamconda June 14, 2020
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Queerantine

When you begin a quarantine as a heterosexual male, but begin to question your own sexuality after using your time to binge watch the entire 7 season series-run of Gilmore Girls.
I’m sorry, Rebecca, but the divorce is final. That queerantine really taught me something about myself.”
by Adamconda April 22, 2020
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