Definitions by Adam the Mighty

Penile Jousting 

Two men fighting with their penises. The winner is determined by whoever's penis is still functional after six rounds of jousting.

"Ross beat Ian in penile jousting yesterday."
"I had twenty on Ian. :("

Penile Jousting by Adam the Mighty February 24, 2004

Enya 

Enya, born Eithne Ni Bhraonain, was born on May 17, 1961 in the Gweedore region of County Donegal, Republic of Ireland. She has one of the most beautiful singing voices ever to grace the genre of New Age music.

My favorite Enya song is "Watermark".

Enya by Adam The Mighty January 11, 2004

Richard Dean Anderson 

Currently employed as an actor for the fairly high-quality Scifi series Stargate SG-1, he was formerly a crafty detective in the 80's hit show McGuyver.

"I'll use this copper wire, FM radio, and that cactus to triangulate the position of the enemies, then disarm the nuclear missile with that stapler, car battery, and quarter."

Richard Dean Anderson by Adam The Mighty January 11, 2004