Schlegel

adj. to be such a n00b, that it begins to effect your daily, non video game life.
Symptoms include (but are not limited to):
1. Seemingly permanent beer goggles
2. Inability to hear what is being said around you
3. Need of a controlling entity in ones life
Upong getting destroyed in a game of CS:
Ray: Dude, the girl at that table is so hot!
Derek: What are you talking about? That's not hot, in fact I think I now have cancer because of her ugliness.
Ray: You don't know what your talking about. I'm gonna go talk to her. (walks away)
Adam: Jeez, he really can't see anything. What a schlegel.
by Adam Rasner September 14, 2006
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lyndaker

adj.
1. To be an excessively tall homosexual
2. To be incredibly full of yourself, and think one to be somewhat of a ladies man, when in fact, truly loving the cock.
1. Even though John towered over me, his effeminate voice gave away that he was a lyndaker.

2. Miguel: Hah, I can get any lady I want. I'm such a pimp. Hey guys, I'll see you later, I'm going on a tour of the bath houses of San Fransisco.
Jim: Ok Miguel, have fun getting rammed in the ass. God damn lyndaker.
by Adam Rasner September 19, 2006
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