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Definitions by Adam Proctor

watch disney 

Colloquial slang for copulating. Because no one really likes Disney that much, but the movies are just the right length.
Adam: "Hey do you wanna go watch disney?"
Chi Chi: "Yeah, Mulan's my fave, do you have a rubber?"
Adam: "Watching Disney blows my mind."
watch disney by Adam Proctor January 6, 2009
Colloquialism for anal sex.

Jocelyne bent over while Megatron took her to poo town.
After Jocelyne had partaken in intense tobogganing, poo town was not longer and option.
poo town by Adam Proctor December 28, 2007

long throat 

A sexual act that is a combination of deep throat and long jump. One's partner runs from across the room and tries to preform deep throat as they land a jump of as great a distance as they can manage. Very difficult to preform, much precision and practice necessary for a successful completion.
As Dexter lay on the mattress, Jen psyched herself up to preform long throat. After mentally preparing herself, she took a running start toward the bed.
long throat by Adam Proctor November 18, 2007

long throat 

A sexual act that is a combination of deep throat and long jump. One's partner runs from a short distance away and tries to preform deep throat from a jump of a great distance. Very difficult to preform, much precision and practice necessary for a successful completion.
As Dexter lay on the mattress, Jen psyched herself up to preform long throat. When she was ready, she started running for the bed.
long throat by Adam Proctor November 12, 2007

longthroat 

When one's significant other preforms deep throat from a jumping start. A combination of "long jump" and "deep throat"
The last time he preformed longthroat, David jumped from 2.5 meters away and damaged his larynx.
longthroat by Adam Proctor November 12, 2007