Adam Phillips's definitions

flesh rocket

An enormous steel-hard cylinder of great power, broad and thick at its fuel-filled base and very sensitive at its tapered tip, capable of tremendous thrust, propelled by a male from a launching pad atop his groin into its target inside a waiting female, inside whom it explodes with massive force, sending her into an orgasm of ecstasy generally known as "The Big O." In demonstration of Newton's Third Law of Motion, it also produces an explosive and convulsive effect at the point of ejaculation in the male who propels it, at the moment he comes with indescribable satisfaction. Although it is called a "flesh rocket," the "flesh" portion of its name is a little misleading, because it is anything but soft, but rather as hard as rock.

As I thrust my flesh rocket into her, she screamed and began to yell, "YES! - YES!!- YES!!! YES!!!!! OH, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES!!!!!"

by Adam Phillips December 16, 2007

dick measuring contest

A friendly competition between you and your friends to see who has the best claim to say, "Mine's bigger." Both more reliable in its results and more fun for the competitors where the results are determined, not by the competitors themselves, but by objective female judges.

At the end of the dick measuring contest, she gave me a hand job.

by adam phillips November 8, 2008