General blundering idiot normally with religious backgrounds. Tends to impersonate those smaller than them. Telltale signs of a Coggy are normally a donkey laugh and obsession with bass.
by Adam Cooper September 16, 2005
Thin old men who in actual fact are younger than they look. They terrorise neighbourhoods telling everyone how things were different in their day. Unfound obsession with the word JEEP. Reasons why are unknown, They greet eachother by shouting the word.
by Adam Cooper September 16, 2005
A form of practical martial arts involving thrusting the knee into someones thigh or knee. A painful experience that doesnt cause lasting harm physical but can mentally cripple a man. Few people can actualy Kneesie but in fact threaten others with it. Outlawed in several states and legend has it that it originated in a school field when a JEEP assaulted a member of the general public resulting in him being Kneesied into a rugby post.
by Adam Cooper September 16, 2005