Definitions by Adam Candle

gimp-off 

Refering to someone as a gimp who you would dearly wish to fuck off

Man: Do you come here often?
Woman: You're a gimp-off

gimp-off by adam candle June 21, 2009

Chris Bell

Literally Hell.
Lancastrian rhyming slang circa 1976. First used in relation to the birth of Christopher Joaquin Bell at Lancaster Royal Infirmary on 16th June 1976.

Father: "I have told you before about playing with that plug socket, you'll electrocute yourself and then there will be Chris Bell."

Chris Bell by Adam Candle April 17, 2008

Alan McDade 

Alan McDade was the third man on the Moon, only the older generation really remembers this. So to be described as an Alan McDade suggests you'll be very successful, possibly orbit the earth, but the next generation will not know your name.

Father: You'll go far if you try hard my son, you may well be as successful as Alan McDade.

Son: Who?!?

Alan McDade by adam candle May 19, 2006