Grass

Valorant Player: I wonder what grass feels like?

CSGO player: *deadlifts 2, 50lb dumbbells 100 times*

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Te mueves tú, se mueven todos

A really queer song about drinking diabetes juice made by Coca Cola corporation, targeting vulnerable Mexicans and Latinos

Extremely Gay Twink: Te mueves tú, se mueven todos

Me: Fruity!!!!!!

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To release a extreme amount of seamen at once and on command

Steve: "Dude, last night I spooga'd so much in my sock"
Chad: "Wicked Dude!"

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One of sexiest and smartest lizards in the world. Do not fuck with Gex.

Andy: "I was talking shit about Gex last night and he tail whipped me!"
John: "Dude, never talk shit about Gex"

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A made up country full of creatures called “British people” or “Bri*ish people”. If someone tells you they’re Bri*ish, then they are 100% skinwalkers

Bri*ish person: IVE COME TO DRINK TEA AND GIVE MY LIFE SAVINGS TO THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS BRI*AIN

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