Definitions by Abradolf linkler

Wimples 

Extra nipples caused by an estrogen overdose powerful enough to render the subject wimpy, ineffectual and generally timid; hence the portmanteau.

Check out the wimples on that pushover, I’ll bet he sells mortgage backed securities.

Wimples by Abradolf Linkler August 6, 2024

shungle bungus 

The act of gulping down 7 water bottles at a time and screaming “SHUNGLE BUNGUS”

Jared from subway: dude watch me shungle bungus

Sharon: ok sure

Jared: *gulps down 7 water bottles*
Jared: SHUNGLE BUNGUS!

shungle bungus by Abradolf linkler April 25, 2022

vag wars 

Don’t look it up on YouTube

Meme:

“Woman: I’ll give you 100$ to watch vag wars

Me:(insert funny image here)”
Joshua: imma look it up
Charles: NO DONT DO IT
Quandale dingle: I’m coming to pick you up to bring you to a mental institution

vag wars by Abradolf linkler April 25, 2022