Abradolf Linkler's definitions

Wimples

Extra nipples caused by an estrogen overdose powerful enough to render the subject wimpy, ineffectual and generally timid; hence the portmanteau.

Check out the wimples on that pushover, I’ll bet he sells mortgage backed securities.

by Abradolf Linkler August 6, 2024

vag wars

Don’t look it up on YouTube

Meme:

“Woman: I’ll give you 100$ to watch vag wars

Me:(insert funny image here)”
Joshua: imma look it up
Charles: NO DONT DO IT
Quandale dingle: I’m coming to pick you up to bring you to a mental institution

by Abradolf linkler April 25, 2022

i hate gays

This is something someone would say that is sigma and really does hate gay people

Patrick Bateman: I hate gays

Minion from despicable me: WHAAAAAA

by Abradolf linkler August 17, 2022

shungle bungus

The act of gulping down 7 water bottles at a time and screaming “SHUNGLE BUNGUS”

Jared from subway: dude watch me shungle bungus

Sharon: ok sure

Jared: *gulps down 7 water bottles*
Jared: SHUNGLE BUNGUS!

by Abradolf linkler April 25, 2022