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Tender Lovin' Fuck

To have intercourse with in a tender, romantic matter, or an individual who one deems worthy of such treatment. Only used in discussions of whether individuals are hatefucks or not. Abbreviated "TLF".
Matt and his roommate had frequent debates over whether Jennifer Aniston was a HF (hatefuck) or TLF (Tender Lovin' Fuck), for while she represented the pinnacle of self-satisfied celebrity, she also maintained a convincing facade of genuine sweetness.
by Aaron January 26, 2004
mugGet the Tender Lovin' Fuckmug.

Stoogie

The act of crapping your pants while you're riding on a Subway in New York at exactly 10:37am Eastern time.
"Oh god the other day, on the subway, you know that guy that made that horrid stoogie...yeah that was me..."
by Aaron November 13, 2004
mugGet the Stoogiemug.

microchp

microchp was one of the first online users that converted from being a cb/ham radio hacker to a systems hacker. The name was very multi-purpose and multi-meaning. It was also an 8 letter spelling used for early unix systems.
I saw a microchp at microchp.org
by Aaron March 25, 2005
mugGet the microchpmug.

Goonch

Nasty, Smelly, Sloppy, Dirty, ultimately gross Vagina.
When we were at the titty bar in Tijuana, I stuck my fingers in the strppers goonch, I still feel dirty.
by Aaron October 31, 2004
mugGet the Goonchmug.

Shuse

interj. variant of "shit"
Used to express surprise, anger, extreme displeasure, or happiness.
Shuse! That's tyte, dawg.
by Aaron April 22, 2003
mugGet the Shusemug.

dipstick

when someone ejacqulates inside there girlfriends pussy and thinks "fuck i wasnt waring a cony".
you bitch is making you really horny so you stick it in a forgot to put a cony on then you cum inside of her
by aaron May 13, 2005
mugGet the dipstickmug.

crummie

:To fall in a crowded place, and cause humiliation to yourself.
"Ouch that guy just caught a crummie. Looks like he will be sleeping alone tonight."
by Aaron November 26, 2003
mugGet the crummiemug.

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