AYB's definitions

valley girl

A spoiled, idiotic adolescent female from the southwestern part of the United States, typically rich and white, whose language is insulting to human intelligence.
Proof that the San Andreas fault needs to hurry up with sinking California back into the Pacific Ocean.

Just watch the "Clueless" movie or TV show to see a good example of what a valley girl is.

by AYB June 29, 2003

blackjack

A card game where you basically try to beat the dealer by getting as close to a total of 21 as possible without going over. A picture card and an Ace counts as 21, or Blackjack. This is one of the best games to play when you are in a casino given the low winning advantage of the house.

If the tourists spent more time playing Blackjack, Poker, and Craps, and less time playing the slots, the casinos would be making a whole lot less money.

by AYB October 26, 2003

TRL

Total Request Live.

An MTV show where teenyboppers pick crappy, shitty songs that eventually end up winning Grammy Awards for "Most Popular Song of the Year".

The most popular songs on TRL are: N'SYNC, Backstreet Boys, O-Town, Puff Daddy, J-Lo, Britney Spears, Ricky Martin, and Eminem

by AYB February 12, 2003

Kid Notorious

Some animated show that appears on Comedy Central, right after South Park. Basically features some producer guy who is always strapped for cash, causing him to invent the wierdest ideas for a play or movie. He is also accompanied by his pet cat, his butler, and his maid.

The MAFIA paid a visit to Kid Notorious's house, and threatened to break his kneecaps for not paying up the $5 million he owed them.

by AYB October 31, 2003

dead

Being in a state of having no life or ceasing to exist.
A typical pop star's career within four years, doubled if said pop star signs a Faustian deal with MTV or the RIAA.

By 2008, the careers of 50 Cent, Ashanti, Eminem, and Britney Spears will be dead.

by AYB June 19, 2003

Jehovah's Witnesses

Annoying cult members whose sole purpose is to annoy people by knocking on their doors every week and asking them if they wish to be "saved". Any unfortunate victim who ACTUALLY allows them into their house will be bored to death by their endless rantings about their cult, and their hour-long prayers.

I feel proud that I no longer have to worry about Jehova's Witnesses bothering me ever since I set my dogs on two of their members last year.

by AYB June 13, 2003

Tsunami

Japanese for big wave. Tsunamis can be generated by earthquakes, underwater landslides, and in rare cases, giant meteors striking the Earth's seas or oceans.

If a giant rock from space hits the ocean, the coasts and islands will be wiped off the face of the Earth

by AYB May 27, 2003