volence

A natural human instinct fuelled by the desire for power or material posession.

Everyone knows violence solves everything, right? Which explains why people would rather kill and wage wars than negotiate peacefully.

by AYB July 29, 2003

maize

Another name for corn.

The farmer was impressed when his maize crop produced twice as many cobs as last year.

by AYB April 08, 2003

human

The smartest creature in the world that still acts like a dumb animal from time to time.

Apparently, human civilization prefers stupidity for a survival trait, and merely uses the geniuses as instruments for inching along human progress.

by AYB June 23, 2003

South Park

The next best thing now that Beavis and Butthead are gone (:^). And in the next episode, Kenny dies (again).

Respect mah authoritah!!!

by AYB September 24, 2003

talking out of your ass

Uttering bullshit or talking nonsense. Most commonly done by managers and corporate whores.

Employee: Will you make some sense and stop talking out of your ass?

Management: YOU'RE FIRED!!!

by AYB February 19, 2003

lawyer

A soon-to-be politician.

by AYB February 17, 2003

state-of-the-art

Soon-to-be-obsolete.

Every piece of new computer hardware is considered state-of-the-art for an average period of four months.

by AYB July 30, 2003