AYB's definitions

dystopia

The opposite of utopia. What is really occuring in this world as we speak.

Increasing use of Big Brother spy technology, political corruption, uncontrollable population growth, and the Americanization of the world are all examples of dystopia.

by AYB July 28, 2003

email

Once an efficient and fast method of communication and message transferring, now a way of harassing Internet users with spam, credit card/insurance offers, porn links, and "Increase Your Penis Size By 5 Inches" advertizements.

Despite using a junk email filtering program, it is still a chore to delete 30+ messages a day.

by AYB November 6, 2003

floppy disk

Still a popular (yet obsolete) storage medium, despite the predictions that people would stop using them by 1999.

The geeks and corporate fatasses who predict the floppy disk's demise fail to take into account that not many people have the cash to shell out for a USB drive or Zip drive or a CD-rewritable drive just yet.

by AYB July 30, 2003

chihuahua

A wimpy, rat-like dog from Mexico. The former poster animal for Taco Bell.

Neighbor 1: Check out my new dog from the animal shelter.
Neighbor 2: That is not a dog. That's a fucking RAT!
Neighbor 1: It's called a chihuahua, dumbass.
Neighbor 2: Oh....I knew that.
Neighbor 1: Yeah right.

by AYB April 29, 2003

Titanic

The ship that was claimed by engineers to be the Unsinkable until a mere iceberg turned that fucker into one of the most embarassing failures of he 20th century.

The movie was also shit.

by AYB April 21, 2003

trailer

A portable house that can be dragged by an ordinary truck. Mostly owned by poor white Americans. The buildings are cheap to manufacture, easy to set up, and so flimsy that winds greater than 30 miles per hour can easily topple them over. Trailers are easiest to spot in the southern United States and the American plainlands, particularly in the rural areas.

Common terms for trailers: Single-wide, Double wide, Triple wide(?)

I live in a very spacious double wide trailer by the creek. I had to buy that since the tornado took away my last one.

by AYB February 17, 2003

monopoly

Having control of everything in a particular buisness area.

SONY and MICROSOFT are perfect examples of a monopoly.

by AYB April 1, 2003