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BEAUTIFUL RIMMIN

What the starved SEATTLE strippers did not get.

Hey look out.

INFANT FAG TALK.
Look at all the BEAUTIFUL RIMMIN' AT THE WYNN TONIGHT.

Be very suspicious as a PEDOPHILE said that, " ad look at all the BEAUTIFUL RIMMIN' TONIGHT!!!!

Oh WHEELY as look at all the HOT RIMMIN' OUT there tonight as I pulled out my BABY SHARK TOOTHBRUSH.
by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 17, 2021
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COLD DARK DISTURBANCE

When you are around a compulsive drinker of BEER.

Having someone blow SHITTY BREATH in your face.

When you stand up for COMMUNIST CHINA in war against USA.

A PITURE in baseball before their time who hurls a motherfucking baseball so fast they get a nickname.

You are about to get hit by a TESLA.
Come on GARTH pour me a cool one and "are you kidding!!!!" as you turn into a COLD DARK DISTURBANCE is you always start talking about gross body parts BROOKS.

Don't piss off that FEMINIST ZOMBIE ELLEN or you will feel her COLD DARK DISTURBANCE as you can say her toilet mouth gets generous.

Come on ASSHOLE , TIM COOK has to protect the APPLE I-PHONES manufacturing in CHINA as you are the COLD DARK DISTURBANCE of communism economy so GETTING DRAFTED is the result for you as remember you spammed everybody under the sun JAMES about how great the I-PHONES are.

When you are in senior year in college playing baseball and you get picked to play for the KANSAS CITY ATHLETICS to pitch as they call you the COLD DARK DISTURBANCE .

I just saw a TRAUMA GHOST from that TESLA as COLD DARK DISTURBANCE is here and you are dead meet.
by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 15, 2021
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AMAZON THIRTEEN

AMAZON just became the largest corporation on EARTH.

(CEO...JEFFREY PRESTON BEZOS.632)..
I WANT SOMETHING ( )JUST LIKE THIS.834..+ 13 = 847 - 632 - (13) = THIRTEEN
834 - 632 = THIRTEEN as this is AMAZON THIRTEEN.
by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 17, 2021
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PARADOXICAL TRUISM

Something that is in EXISTENCE FIRST but was suppose to be the SECOND in EXISTENCE as it's very formation was suppose to come from the SECOND that was suppose to be the FIRST that EXISTED .

No MIRROR IMAGE EXISTS.
Given this order only as this being a PARADOXICAL TRUISM as THE POINT came before THE POINTER and it can be said only the REASON is THE POINT EQUALS THE POINTER in that order only.

It follows if the REFLEXIVE RELATIONSHIP can only be violated when the PARADOXICAL TRUISM comes about by only the POINT AND POINTER EQUAL not vice versa.
by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 28, 2021
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STOMACH FUCKING

This is the place a SHITEATER gets FUCKED back for FUCKING BACTERIA SHIT.
I can't wait to get a good STOMACH FUCKING for having SEXUAL INTERCOURSE with SHIT.
by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 17, 2021
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DANGEROUS PERVERSIONS

DANGEROUS PERVERSIONS await the game of randomness.

FEAR GAME OF RANDOMNESS.
DANGEROUS PERERERVERDIOIIER - SHIT.632.AVAILABLE EATING POO POO.632
by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 17, 2021
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TONGUER-LUBER

It's a prank in a homosexual bathhouse where the BUTT OF THE JOKE is (everybody_s ASSHOLE.)
There is no LUBE in the house as we know the ones we can use as the TONGUER-LUBER and have our ASSHOLE SEX as don't you get it ,(" ASSHOLE SEX").
by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 12, 2021
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