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Definitions by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION

COLD DARK DISTURBANCE 

When you are around a compulsive drinker of BEER.

Having someone blow SHITTY BREATH in your face.

When you stand up for COMMUNIST CHINA in war against USA.

A PITURE in baseball before their time who hurls a motherfucking baseball so fast they get a nickname.

You are about to get hit by a TESLA.
Come on GARTH pour me a cool one and "are you kidding!!!!" as you turn into a COLD DARK DISTURBANCE is you always start talking about gross body parts BROOKS.

Don't piss off that FEMINIST ZOMBIE ELLEN or you will feel her COLD DARK DISTURBANCE as you can say her toilet mouth gets generous.

Come on ASSHOLE , TIM COOK has to protect the APPLE I-PHONES manufacturing in CHINA as you are the COLD DARK DISTURBANCE of communism economy so GETTING DRAFTED is the result for you as remember you spammed everybody under the sun JAMES about how great the I-PHONES are.

When you are in senior year in college playing baseball and you get picked to play for the KANSAS CITY ATHLETICS to pitch as they call you the COLD DARK DISTURBANCE .

I just saw a TRAUMA GHOST from that TESLA as COLD DARK DISTURBANCE is here and you are dead meet.

I THINK 718 

A non egotistical offer in dollars to be ACCEPTED in this CLEANING ROOM.

The acceptance of the 400 T-SHIRT even with mistakes

The seven deep deep feelings of e human being that makes things interesting.

It is what that FUCKING T-SHIRT IS about.
I knew the 666 was not enough as DEVIN will you accept I THINK 718.

That 400 T-SHIRT weirds some people out but I THINK 718 maybe it he solution as that is all who we are.

We are all these 666 running around I THINK 718 finishes the thought well.

I THINK 718 will level the CHAINSMOKERS.AIR FIRE EARTH WATER.400 playing feed and move CLOSER to a resolution of EGOES.

PROFESSIONAL SHITEATING 

When a SHITEATER finds a partner who has no inhibitions to SHIT EVENTUALLY.

Most exhibitionistic SHITEATERS who are on REAL TIME .

A real FLIP FUCK.
Finding a PROFESSIONAL SHITEATING person is half the battle.

As I can perform PROFESSIONAL SHITEATING as being a SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL as I have no choice on how they choose to exhibit me.

I was FUCKING JOHN real good and he gave me a real FLIP FUCKING putting his ASSHOLE INTO my mouth making me perform PROFESSIONAL SHITEATING.

SEXUAL PLAYGROUND 

A very legal place to have any consenting ADULT SEX ACT.

A very aggressive HAWKS bird of ASSERTION.
The CLEANING ROOMS shall now grow by leaps and bounds as they are the perfect SEXUAL PLAYGROUND.

The HAWKS bird will chase you into this SEXUAL PLAYGROUND to get the message.

SPACE RANGER

The HOLE RIM ANUS ASSHOLE being expanded

Use of a SPECULUM to show others what the REAL PERFECT ASSHOLE looks like.

In ADULT SEX STORE the expansion factors for every ADULT SEX TOY to bring ANATOMICAL COMPLIANCE to EVERY ASSHOLE, CUNT, MOUTH , AND DICK MEATUS OPENING.

The distance any one travels especially an ELON REEVE MUSK TESLA.
Truly the SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL needs a REAL GOOD FUCKING by the perfect SPACE RANGER here at the SEXUAL PLAYGROUND.

The REAL PERFECT ASSHOLE deserves to have a SPECULUM utilized for a SPACE RANGER session INSTAGRAMMED.

We need SPACE RANGER experts to go to each and every ADULT SEX STORE to bring perfect anatomical compliance.

Everyday you should get a reading on your SPACE RANGER distance you went.

REAL TIME AI 

The formation of perfect AI using the entire URBAN DICTIONARIES and it's SUBDIVISIONS of the VULGAR AI'S that can be effected PERFECTLY IN A RUSH in relevancy to the SONG AD DISPLAY.
REAL TIME AI is here MOTHERFUCKER , FATHER FUCKER, CUNTFUCKER , FAUCETFUCKER, and FARRAHFUCKER.4:55 AM
DESPACITA is the FEMALE VERSION of the INTERNATIONAL NUMBER ONE HIT with a FEMALE LEAD SINGER AND FEMALE RAPPER that the URBAN CUNTIONARY arranges.