everton

The Blues, the peoples' club, the football team representing Merseyside. They live in a cramped, out-of-date stadium, have no 'star' players, are bankrupt and doomed to relegation. However, they are still above the RS and have just twatted Manure.

Me (in the Walton last night): how long has it been since we beat them manc feqqaz?
me arl fella: Bout 25 minutes ar kid

by Ash April 21, 2005

bonza

Alternate spelling to 'bonzer'. Means 'brilliant'.

She's bonza mate, one-of-a-kind!

by Ash December 08, 2004

pritt

pritt means if someone is attractive / beautiful

wow that girl was so pritt
did you see that jacket last night. it was so pritt!

by ash February 24, 2005

Tilado

To express yourself in an artful manner.

Have you seen Vnizzle, what a Tilado

by Ash January 16, 2005

ugmuffin

a female or group of females that think they are cute, but are extremely busted

S: look at those ugmuffins over there thinkin that they are cute

by Ash March 20, 2005

vasaloob

Vasaline used for sexual pleasure, used mostly by gays or pople who enjoy anal

" If you want to give me anal im gonna need Vasaloob"

by Ash February 10, 2005

50p lifesaver

Slang for condomn. (popular with underage teenagers)

" i was fucking lucky i had that 50p lifesaver!"

by Ash February 16, 2005