12 definitions by ASSMASTER

penis kisser

one who kisses penis

the penis kisser got jiggy with my lippy piper all night and i blasted his face with wet cum.

by ASSMASTER June 14, 2003

slutcakes

A very attractive ho.

Man, I am real conflicted about taking a slice of those slutcakes she has.

by ASSMASTER May 23, 2004

triple double

When a female of questionable virtue has sexual intercourse, simultaneously, in every orifice with three strapping young men, and has another three chaps waiting in the wings.

me and my homies were giving it to this dirty skank in every hole and she had another posse lined up for round two.

by ASSMASTER May 23, 2004

assbanned

To be banned from a vBulletin forum by your class C IP address range.

ie you post something naughty under 192.168.32.145 and they then ban the whole 192.168.32.x range, causing you to have to change ISP's to repost.

last night I spammed the fuck out of the Harmony Central forums and those fuckers assbanned me on Class C.

by ASSMASTER May 23, 2004

borkage

An instance of damage or malfunction, usually relating to computer hardware.

Downloading pirated software from Kazaa and getting a load of viruses will cause much borkage.

by ASSMASTER September 1, 2003