ASSMASTER's definitions

cagey fuck

a person who doesn't reveal too much about themselves

that tommy is a cagey fuck

by assmaster May 23, 2004

triple double

When a female of questionable virtue has sexual intercourse, simultaneously, in every orifice with three strapping young men, and has another three chaps waiting in the wings.

me and my homies were giving it to this dirty skank in every hole and she had another posse lined up for round two.

by assmaster May 23, 2004

penis kisser

one who kisses penis

the penis kisser got jiggy with my lippy piper all night and i blasted his face with wet cum.

by assmaster June 14, 2003

borkage

An instance of damage or malfunction, usually relating to computer hardware.

Downloading pirated software from Kazaa and getting a load of viruses will cause much borkage.

by assmaster September 1, 2003

pubicle

it's the white thing at the end of a pubic hair

by assmaster August 21, 2003