ASSMASTER's definitions

cagey fuck

a person who doesn't reveal too much about themselves

that tommy is a cagey fuck

by assmaster May 23, 2004

nigger in a ricebowl

afro american hitman with a passport.

that fucker goes to indo china, I want a nigger in a ricebowl ready to cap his ass

by assmaster May 23, 2004

borkage

An instance of damage or malfunction, usually relating to computer hardware.

Downloading pirated software from Kazaa and getting a load of viruses will cause much borkage.

by assmaster September 1, 2003

helen hunt cunt

more vile than a regular cunt

she is worse than that, she is a Helen Hunt Cunt.

by assmaster June 11, 2006

pubicle

it's the white thing at the end of a pubic hair

by assmaster August 21, 2003