SPS

Stands for the "Standardized Pump Scale." A scale used to indicate a girl's hotness. The assigned numerical value is determined by estimating the amount of pumps it would take to ejaculate while having sexual intercourse with the girl. The lower the number of pumps, the hotter the girl. It should be noted that the SPS may be unreasonably skewed by the effects of alcohol or the lack of sex since high school prom.

Guy 1: Man, check out that hottie.
Guy 2: Yeah, she's at least a 6 on the SPS.
Guy 1: Yeah right, she's only a 2 unless you count the 4 courtesy pumps you'd give her just so you wouldn't feel so guilty.

by anonymous October 06, 2004

ahg

A slang term for herpies.

I slept with that girl and got ahg.

by anonymous January 14, 2004

Utada Hikaru

Japanese female singer who is popular. Her most famous English song is probably "Simple and Clean", the theme song for the English version of the PS2 game "Kingdom Hearts". The song is also known as "Hikari" in Japanese.

Some of her songs are: Simple and Clean, Can You Keep A Secret, Colors, Deep River.

by Anonymous May 09, 2004

trungulungdor

TROGDOR as pronounced by an arcade game

The game told you that trungulugdor burninates all

by anonymous May 05, 2004

Sitinthecorner.com

Home of Germans, Wanna-Be Germans, Goonies, Newbies, and infamous for its visitors horrible spelling and odd humor.

See: SITC Speak

Xana is a frequent visitor to the SITC portal.

by anonymous March 25, 2004

pogi

a handsome looking boy

Aww, your son is so pogi in his little suit!

by anonymous November 29, 2003

crazzle

a cracker. its just like nizzle and nigga.

What up crazzle?

by Anonymous January 30, 2003