ANoNyMoUs's definitions

Puerto-Rican't

one with Puerto Rican heritage, who refuses or is too lazy to do... well, mainly anything.

"I'm tired of paying for your welfare checks, you lazy Puerto-Rican't!"

by Anonymous May 31, 2006

coldcocked

Basically when your the "3rd wheel" while others are having sexual encounters. Your penis is neglected for the night just as the same as the coldshoulder.

Ex.1 Guy 1: Hey how was your weekend?
Guy 2: Pretty bad, got coldcocked like a mother
Guy 1: Ouch.

Ex.2 Guy 1: Theres only 2 girls and 3 guys here
Guy 2: Looks like someone is getting coldcocked tonight!

by anonymous June 11, 2006

Spuddle

This occurs while urinating; when a massive sneeze overpowers you causing jets of urine to spray uncontrollably all over the walls and floor of the bathroom. This usually results in a large puddle of pee.

"That Sally McPuddles made a huge mess when he pissed all over the goddamn floor, he must have spuddled in there!"

by Anonymous June 11, 2006

MPL

Abbreviation of "Man Point League".

A group of people that think it's cool to treat women like shit. They earn man points based on how far they get with random women (the further they get, the more points they recieve).

They should've all been shot at birth.

"I fucked the bitch silly and earned 10 points in the MPL!"

by Anonymous September 1, 2008

Relationship

The reason for 70% of suicides in America.

Stan ended his life because of a faulty relationship.

by Anonymous June 17, 2006

Yeppoon

Yeppoon is a crappy small town in Queensland Australia. It is located east of the city of Rockhampton. Teens Predominently goto either St Ursulars college (all girls school for stuck up bitches and dykes, St Brendans(all boys school) for boarders and fags. Or Yeppoon High which consists of stoners, tryhards, preps, jocks and everything in between. Somtimes known as 'poon'.

A Day in the Life of the typical Yeppoon teen Dero(dropkick, stoner, bum)

Teen 1: 'Aww yea' cunt goin down poon' on the weekend to crack some skulls'

Teen 2: 'yea yea cunt' got any smokes?'

Teen 1: 'yea bro $4 each'

Teen 2: 'mad shit cuz ill take 10'

(Teen 1 goes out and buys 5 more packs of smokes)

by Anonymous June 18, 2006

vaginfidence

Derived from the root words "vagina" and "confidence", used to describe a person or situation when the vagina is mightier than the pen, the sword, and the penis.

Talk about vaginfidence, she took over the room.

by Anonymous September 1, 2008