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LaserJet Printer
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A
heroin
dealer,
see
balloon
Shit G, i needs
sum
monay for da LaserJet
Printer
. I gosta get my
fix
!
LaserJet Printer
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Anonymous
October 12, 2002
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retarted
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people
that
aren
't
preps
they are preps
so you
know
they
aren
't retarted!
retarted
by
Anonymous
October 12, 2002
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big pimpin
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tight
Kevin
is
big
pimpin
because he is a wizard.
big pimpin
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Anonymous
October 12, 2002
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kear
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Friction burn
on the penis resulting from kear or excessive
masturbation
without
lubrication
.
I
dry
masturbated last
night
, and
now
my penis is covered in painful kear marks.
kear
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Anonymous
October 12, 2002
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cornholio
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One
who requires
TP
for his
bunghole
When you have the schlitts, it is
common
to
pull
your shirt over your
head
and say "I am the Great Cornholio. I need TP for my bunghole!"
cornholio
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Anonymous
October 12, 2002
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2 litre of faygo
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something
cheap
called
pop
ICP is
so gay
because they
think
faygo
is cool
2 litre of faygo
by
Anonymous
October 12, 2002
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asshat
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One who has their head up their
ass
.
Thus
wearing their
ass
as a hat. Asshat
asshat
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Anonymous
October 11, 2002
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