any person, place, or thing that immediately reminds one of their mother, and how badly they do not want her to find out about this person, place, or thing.
by Anonymous October 24, 2002
by Anonymous September 10, 2003
by anonymous December 21, 2004
An automatic ass cleaner using water at a water temperature and power of your choice. Can be installed as a completely different comode or in the same toilet seat itself. The evolution from using standard toilet paper and digging into your arse hole to remove that brown excrement.
"If you're still using toilet paper you're living in the 19th century and beyond. Wake up you bastards and get a bidet. NO HANDS needed to dig into your ass. When your done hosing your ass down, just PAT dry with a single square of TP."
by Anonymous March 12, 2005
by Anonymous September 25, 2003