smashed spider

a nice juicy pink butthole

I poked her in her smashed spider.

by Anonymous July 28, 2003

Coolie

African American slang for the female anus.

Yo G, I would eat a bucket of shit just to smell her coolie, yo.

by Anonymous September 07, 2003

kong dong

Extremely long and fat dildo, typically beyond anything human.

I bought my girlfriend a kong dong for her birthday. She squealed like a pig and stuck it all the way up herself. Looked like she had a leg shoved up in there.

by Anonymous December 20, 2002

dude

Jessica's word of the day

Look dude I am gonna be a rock star, can you dig it dude

by Anonymous July 29, 2003

chilly

Weather that is cold.

It's so chilly out here, my nipples are hard and my pecker is soft.

by Anonymous June 20, 2003

pish flaps

she has pish flaps like John Waynes saddlebags

by Anonymous September 19, 2003

arcana

an awsome webcomic

by Anonymous August 20, 2003