wrinkled turkey

when a penis is masterbated to its max, its skin falls over its grundle

when dan masi masterbates to fat hors on jerry springer he gets a wrinkled turkey.

by Anonymous September 29, 2003

monta vista

the school for kids who can score 1600 but still cant spell MONTE.

i go to monta vista. that's right, thats monta with an A.

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

arp

short for adress routing protocol. Used in networking computers. If you need more info google it.

by Anonymous July 11, 2003

absailing

To work oneself in the rear enry with a dildo, whilst simultaneously masturbating - thus creating an image similar to one absailing down the face of a cliff

The village gossip grape-vines were set ablaze by news that Mrs Stratchlyde had entered the vestry, only to find the Vicar absailing in an upright stoop

by Anonymous September 17, 2003

sermia

Industrial rotary filter trade mark...
term often used for any make of similar machine, (like frigidair for refrigerator)

by Anonymous August 09, 2003

yo yo smuggler

A comic phrase meant to describe the look of a vagina when in tight pants or shorts. (synonyms: camel toe, moose knuckle)

by Anonymous October 08, 2003

moon on a stick

when one wishes to have it all

"would you like anything else? the moon on a stick perhaps?"

by Anonymous September 11, 2003