ANOnyMous's definitions

APESHAPE

noun.
A sexy, muscualr man, especially one with intense sexual charisma.

by Anonymous April 14, 2003

dobody fluidents

documents

According to these dobody fluidents, you love Richard Simmons

by Anonymous April 4, 2003

diggory

One with the worst chat-up lines

I take it you're single??!!

by Anonymous February 18, 2003

tight in the ass

Often a derogatory statement made about a person who is described as anal retentive. A person who nit picks at minute details, refuses to admit error, or will keep an argument going just for the sake of being correct or having the last word. Also known as TITA

Republican conservatives are the largest group of TITA pundits in America.

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

Pollo-Vegetarian

Bullshit term for someone does not eat red meat or fish. Yet on ocasion they sneak the ocasional McDonald's Hamburger and bacon stirp. This is a key sign that they are not vegetarian in any way!

When ordering at a restaurant someone says, "I'm a pollo-vegetarian."

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

dentist guitar

Lossing or damaging a tooth when playing the guitar with your teeth

I chipped a tooth playing dentist guitar last night.

by Anonymous November 2, 2002

Stranger Hand

The hand with which one does not normally masturbate.

"It's been so long since I've had sex that I had to use Stranger Hand last night for some variety" Or "I sprained my wrist, so I had to use Stranger Hand last night."

by Anonymous November 4, 2003