ANOnyMous's definitions

quam

fuck u firecrotch that has a small dick

by Anonymous September 19, 2003

chelmet

the end of a boner or an ass hole's face

captain weeny

by Anonymous April 27, 2003

Lillix

a group of 4 canadian chicks who write their own songs play their own music and are great singers

by Anonymous September 20, 2003

Po Cheese

The police

"Dump it man, It's the po cheese!"

by Anonymous August 12, 2003

bumford

a crazy kid

see "mcbum"

ahhhhhhh, mcbum...

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

locklear

A locklear is a small fungus that grows inside the rectum. It makes you bleed 14 out of the 24 hours in a day. Most of the time your sleeping. Locklear grows only in the proper conditions. If you look at too much black porn and you are white, you will start to get LS (Locklear Syndrom)

Damn! I looked at too much black porn. And i'm white. Now i got this Locklear shit in my ass. DAMMIT!

by Anonymous March 23, 2003

Ron Jeremy

the greatest male porn star ever.

"Yo I walked in on my hot ass mom getting it on with some short fat guy with a beard!"
"That was Ron Jeremy, man...face it, your mom's a porn star. Here, look at this 12-step program...it might help."

by Anonymous April 3, 2003