ANOTHERDEADROMEO's definitions

Racism

A more common phrase for the sport of racing. Much like motorcyclists, racers prefer to be known as Racists. Just for the record, a horse race itself is more commonly known as a Whore's Race as it involves racing anything from horses and whores to horse's whores and everything in between.

"Vic DiBitetto rode a horse named Horse Shit in the local horse race. Then he went on to ride a whore named Whore Shit in the National Whore's Race Championship! Much like a motorcyclist, he brings the Whore's Racism back to all of the Horse Racists!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 8, 2023

Get Born Again

With the average internet person no longer having enough enemies to keep up with supply versus demand, people have taken on every available avenue of life (both online & offline) just to take on any new possible enemy available just for a small window of a chance to tell them... "Get born again! Go shit yourself out of your own ass!" In other words, GBA (Get Born Again) & GSY (Go Shit Yourself)!

Marcy:

"Hi, Karen! Nice curtains!"

Karen:

"Why don't you get born again, Marcy? Go shit yourself out of your own ass!"

People can't make enough enemies these days to supply enough of the laugh demand. What are we resorting to?

"All around the world, people are telling each other to get born again and to go shit themselves out of their own asses!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 24, 2023

Lilith

In total truth, Lilith is a succubus who tempts males with feelings & thoughts of arousal to the point of initiating their own climaxes which she does through their bodies. It is impossible to refuse her. She never lets on her own real name, but instead makes you believe that she is another mythical figure. She always visits the same men more than once and often does so over a period of years. She may show herself to you, but during the act of intimacy, does not respond well to being pictured mentally as your mental focus being drawn to what she looks like, if you can even picture her at that time which is forbidden by her. She prefers heart to heart. Once her real identity is found out and she is asked to leave & never return, Lilith returns to seduce you one more time. She will ask you to say that you love her in the middle of your last climax. If you do not say so, she abandons you and has a spirit child that she raises to hate you, as she feels that you did not love her or your child enough to say so. If you do say it, she will go as far as she can to even more greaty pursue you (along with her others) until the end of time. This is the true story of Lilitu/Lilith, just to go along with many of the other surrounding myths. She is not benign and she can cause much trouble for a person.

This Is A True Story Of Lilitu; The Real Lilith.

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 24, 2023

Butt Wiser

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.

"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the pipe cracker of the mind's doodie."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 24, 2023

Hayull

The southern version of Hell. A place that everybody tells Rawja to go to right before assuming that everybody else's name is Rawja. Say it with me. "GO TO HAYULL, RAWJA!" It is very important to make this statement sound as nasal as possible.

*Telephone Rings*

Lady: "Hello?"

Man: "Hey! Let Me Talk To The Booga Wooga, Ding Dong!"

Lady: "GO TO HAYULL, RAWJA!"

*Lady Hangs Up*

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 15, 2023

Hairy Dooters

Harris Teeter is the King of Hairy Tits. A lot of people may wonder if Harris Teeters (AKA Hairy Teeters, Hairy Teeth (Hairy Teethers) or Even a Hairy Tooth (Hairy Toothers) are the same things as Hairy Deuters (Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy), Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots), Hairy Dooters and Hairy Doots. No, but they are similar in the fact that Hairy Dooters (AKA Hairy Doots) resemble 5th assholes covered in black hair that can appear anywhere on your body and Harris Teeters along with Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots) are like 5th hairy nipples that can do the same.

In some extreme cases, you may have everything from the Dirty Hairies and the Hairy Canaries down to the Dirty Cahooters and the Wooly Babullies, Doodie Croutons, Dut Cracks and the whole nine yards.

Dairy Nipples and Nairy Dipples are fifth hairless nipples that can grow anywhere on your body. These are a lot like Hairy Dooters & Hairy Deuters (AKA Hairy Doots which are fifth hairy assholes) and Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots which are fifth hairy nipples), only the latter ones listed here just so happen to produce hair, not so unlike a Harris Teeter.

"Thou shalt not forsake the name of my hairy dooters against a wall!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 27, 2023

Dairy Hairies

Hairy nipples, hairless nipples and other body anomalies can be known as dairy hooters, hairy dooters, dirty hairies, hairy dairies, dairy hairies, nairy dipples, dairy nipples, dairy hoots, hairy doots, nairy hipples and nairless hipples, among less common words like Harris Teeters.

Hymns Of Deuteronomy; An Ode To Dairy Hairies:

"I love how you skitter me scats just like you scatter me deuters. And I love the way you tipsy my nips just like you scooter me hooters. When you busty my lust and when you chesty my breast and when you're silky for milk, you know l like you the best, but I don't know a god damned thing about these computers.

I love how you neuter my newts just like you grew dirty hairies. And if you want to deuter my hoots, you'll have to dairy my nairies. There was a hooter of doots on top of my nairy dipples that will sing you a song that's scathing my hairy nipples, but I still know nothing about how much that this hurts your dairies."

Hex the Dolls:

"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairies hurt my dairies! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 4, 2023