ANOTHERDEADROMEO's definitions

Closet Bandit

A person who pretends to like the same bands & artists that your friends like just to get accepted into your crowd & mingle with you, but when they are alone, they listen only to their old shameful bullshit music in the closet to avoid embarrassment.

"Cornelius is a Closet Bandit! He pretended to like our favorite bands & dress up cool just to hang with us. He just pretends to like Marilyn Manson. This whole time, he's been flailing his arms and dancing to Peyton Parrish in the closet!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 29, 2023

Closet Band

A musical artist or band that a person only listens to in the closet just to avoid the ridicule & laughter from the other 99% of people in the world who hate their music or image.

"Cornelius pretends to like Nine Inch Nails because he wants to mingle with my friends, but Peyton Parrish is his favorite Closet Band. He goes home and flails his arms to his music while dancing to him and everything!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 29, 2023

Whore's Back

Somewhere off the track of a crack whore's crack, we like to ride whores back from the whore's back crack.

"Polly no want no whore crack. Polly want a lolly want a crawly want a Whore's Back!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 28, 2023

Whores Back

Somewhere off the track of a crack whore's crack, we like to ride whores back from the whore's back crack.

"Polly no want no whore crack. Polly want a lolly want a crawly wanna whores back!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 27, 2023

Quit Yammin'

Any time a person talks very passionately and in great detail about a topic, they are yammin'. Chewing with your mouth open is also known as yammin'. In either case, your response to the person doing it should always be to cut them off and tell them to Quit Yammin'!

Gordilia: "I read the greatest Bible verse the other night. It really set me free and moved my soul!"

Cornelius: "Quit Yammin', Gordilia!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 26, 2023

Yammin'

Any time a person talks very passionately and in great detail about a topic, they are yammin'. Chewing with your mouth open is also known as yammin'. In either case, your response to the person doing it should always be to cut them off and tell them to Quit Yammin'!

Gordilia: "I read the greatest Bible verse the other night. It really set me free and moved my soul!"

Cornelius: "Quit Yammin', Gordilia!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 26, 2023

Mac Salmon

Mac Salmons don't exist. They don't even sell those at McDonald's!

"How many Mac Salmons does it take for a disgusting fat whale to reach the maximum-allowed capacity for its mouth's anal blowhole?"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 26, 2023