ANONymous's definitions

longdale

John Longdale.
1. Major of the 33rd Regiment of Foot.
2. pimp
3. Crazy British guy who shanks with a saber.
4. longdale > andrew

Major John Longdale ordered his troops to open fire on the unsuspecting line of men.

by Anonymous February 22, 2003

N64 tennis

The best game ever on a sega master system. The player has to play tennis against a fish who says "ok average size good job"

Do you have N64 tennis...err whats it called N64 tennis naaaaat

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

Sony Playstaton

A shitty console series made by SONY. See Playstation 2 (PS2)

by Anonymous February 21, 2003

rickys chevelle

just amazing

by Anonymous September 17, 2003

Quief

When a fart comes out of a womens vagina!

This site is so funny it made Brooke Quief

by Anonymous November 4, 2003

What are you waiting for, Christmas?

Question asked of someone that's taking their sweet time doing something. Like people that sit at green lights forever, as though they're waiting for something to say it's okay for them to go.

Man, the light turned green 10 seconds ago and this guys still sitting there. Come on, go! What are you waiting for, Christmas?

by anonymous November 25, 2004

dildoism

The religion of followers of Dildo Hobbes.

"I am a follower of Dildoism, and I worship in my local Weak House. You should join us next week at one of our meetings."

by Anonymous February 3, 2005