Shiitake Mushrooms

When you accidently say the word "shit" in front of your parents, teachers, etc. you can just cover it up by saying -ake mushrooms!

*George drops his books*
George: "Shit!"
Teacher: "What did you just say young man?"
George: "You didn't let me finish! I was going to say shiitake mushrooms is what I want for dinner!"
Teacher: "Really? Me too."

Or...
*George drops his books*
George: "Shit--ake mushrooms are yummy!"

by Anonymous March 11, 2004

Villa Walsh Academy (VWA)

A small, all-girls Catholic school located in Morristown, NJ. Its student population is very homogenous, mostly white and Catholic, and the girls are competitive, athletic, intelligent and preppy. The school is run by nuns, and the adjoining convent serves as the national headquarters for the Religious Teachers Filippini. Known for its emphasis on academics, especially math and science, uniform infractions, spring musical, abundance of singers, and its ugly white sweaters for chapel. It is the sister-school of Delbarton.

Oh, you go to VWA? You must be a Villa Gorilla.

by anonymous February 23, 2005

tech goggles

The reduced standards in women all men at Georgia Tech fall victim. A result of so few attractive women. Similar to beer goggles but sans alcohol.

<Tech student> Damn she's hot!
<other college student> Hell no! That bitch is deuce... deuce and a half easy.

by Anonymous November 5, 2003

Satuerday Niagth

1. A beefed up version of satuerday
2. A spining version of satuerday done in some sort of super move fashion where the screen turns black and the guy has a trail behind him
3. (satuerday) It's the same except it ends in a thunderous boom where you yell NIAGTH!!!!
4. The day when you go out because its cool

"magisterofmayhem: people are like LOL SATUERDAY NIAGTH!!"

by Anonymous March 23, 2003

bitchhead

Person that is being a bitch and has a head.

by Anonymous October 9, 2003

maxzar

To kill, mame, destroy, or do whatever humanly possible to have or do something.

I would maxzar to get a girl like that!

by Anonymous May 1, 2003

buttsekz

verb: the end result of trying to placate one's innermost desires of having intercourse with a woman by setting up a blind date over the internet

<hopscotch> how did the date go last night
<prae> it was ok, but there was buttsekz

by Anonymous July 17, 2003