krooked

a person who went down to sainbury super market and bought a carrot and went home and fed it to his pet elephant who had only 3 legs.

Old bill peterson who lives down the road from me was krooked

by Anonymous June 09, 2003

fuckhead

someone who is a fucking dumbass

why did you do that? you're such a fuckhead

by Anonymous October 17, 2002

mrr

A low, vibrating expression often made under one's breath of annoyance of frustration.

Mrr! I can never find two socks that match!

by Anonymous October 01, 2003

jafo

Just Another F-cking Observer: When humans used to take weather observations at airports, they had JAFOs that would run outside to check the weather and report it to the airlines and the air traffic controllers.

Hey JAFO, a fog bank rolled in and cut the visibility to 1/2 mile; go take a special weather obervation to report the change!

by Anonymous November 02, 2003

Rump Sauce

Another term said instead of "sperm, cum, man jelly"...etc...etc...

I'm just going to pump a little rump sauce in yo' trunk baby doll!

by Anonymous October 21, 2003

shitler

Wiping one's fecese-covered penis on someones face, starting from the bottom of the nose to the top of the upper lip, so that it looks like a Hitler mustache. Normally done after anal sex.
A cousin of the Dirty Sanchez

She was such a slut; i gave her a Shitler.

by Anonymous March 19, 2003

jizzmonkey

cool dude from the turin brakes forum

by Anonymous September 06, 2003