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Christianity

A way of thinking centered around rules and restrictions created by an unseen entity who is said to have unimaginable power. This is a philosophy based on fear. One's fear of contempt causes an individual to behave in a desired and dictated fashion. This "desired" way of life is dictated by mortals, men and women, people who should have no authority on propriety. Those that are needy, or find themselves in a rut, or a slump of sort, commonly gravitate toward this institution searching for a crutch to help curb the bitterness of reality, to give them an out. These people are known as "Christians." These Christians feel that by decieving themselves into believing that there is a higher power, a reason to it all, and that there is someone out there who will, after all is said and done,love them, they should reach some sort of peace with themselves and the world around them. Unfortunately, no peace is ever attained. Doubt constantly plagues their minds, causing them to delve deeper into this pretend world of promised deliverance. This is an organization where the lost, weary, and broken can congregate to collectively search through practicing preordained ceremonies said to
bring one closer to this "higher power." All of which is conducted in vain, because what they ultimately seek is their shared thirst for acceptance.
Christianity is no more than a mere crutch with no solidity, or legitamacy to take hold of.
Christianity is Lacking the validity that one might seek before entrusting his or her own well being.
by Anonymous September 17, 2006
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chessing

a term used to describe the actual playing and enjoying of chess
yo jay... me and brian are chessing around later today
by Anonymous August 25, 2003
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gay-ass song

songs that the guy above me listens to
by Anonymous October 6, 2003
mugGet the gay-ass songmug.

dodong

That smoked sausage looks like my dodong!
by Anonymous June 19, 2003
mugGet the dodongmug.

God bless America

Something frequently said by soccer moms, very religious people, and wannabe patriots.
by Anonymous July 17, 2003
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jan ole behrens

He is a very 1337 person. u know what i mean. drives a bike. takes the train. loves to ride the train. but has ´1337 h0m3p4g30rz. v3ry g33k.
by anonymous May 23, 2003
mugGet the jan ole behrensmug.

fucktard

Someone who sees 13 pages of definitions for a basic combination of two words and feels the need to add another, identical one.
1) A fucking retard
2) A retarded fuck
3) A fuck, who is also retarded
4) ...
by Anonymous January 16, 2004
mugGet the fucktardmug.

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