fairlie

one who hires escorts for social events

"Dave's pulled a cracking lass for this party"
"Nah, he's done a fairlie"

by anon August 03, 2004

RutheyBruce

Nuts, mental, insane, shitstirrer and wannabe

She's a real rutheybruce

by anon December 20, 2004

nivenbum

a near perfect, yet unattainable booty

http:/www.martywong.com/ez/nivenbum.jpg or j-lo's ass

by anon March 12, 2004

diablo

A rubber/hard plastic device which rotates on string supported by 2 handsticks. By moving these handsticks u can execute different manuvers such as whips, cradels, grinds and catches. The most popular place to see one would be at a circus or festivals. It is also possible to get fire-diablos which have wicks on the end which can burn fuel for serveral minutes

"Hey whats that you got there?"
"Its a diablo"
"Wow its so cool, lets see you do a trick"
*Throws diablo up and whips it out of the air*
"NICE!"

by Anon May 10, 2005

Rowe

Surname of extremely good looking, albeit ginger, bloke. Also see "big penis" and "Chav hater".

"oooh look at that chavster, watch it, he might knife you"

by Anon November 01, 2004

note to self

When you do something stupid, and make a mental note to yourself to not repeat it- although it is usually said aloud for comic purposes.

"Note to self- hamsters should not be used as golfballs"

by Anon May 14, 2005

brown bar

dive bar; bar where people spend their social security checks on booze

that place was so brown.
i'm want a mellow night out...want to go to a brown bar?

by anon August 12, 2004