Urban Dictionary: Definitions by ANON

WD40

Term of derision about a certain individual who shall remain nameless. When the subject of a social occasion or gathering is mentioned, the individual manages to come up with multiple reasons why they cannot partake. Such excuses are usually comical in nature and in most cases are the result of the limited social aspirations of said individual. The number 40 is in reference to the quantity of excuses used to weasel out of any social event.

"Not coming to the (insert name of venue here), the pizza I ate for lunch didn't agree with me."
"Not coming to the (insert name of venue here) Charmed is on TV later."

by Anon September 30, 2004

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McRape

the use of a clownsuit in an innapropriate way....

"i went into the toilets in mcdonalds and got McRaped"

by ANON June 29, 2003

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Pro-Metheus

An Irishman who thinks he knows good music, when in reality he listens to nothing but old shite...

'Yeh that blokes a right pro-metheus'

As the guy goes through the collection of old Beatles records.

by Anon October 10, 2004

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USM

1) Acronym: Unstoppable Sex Machine. Once used by the long disbanded British act, Carter USM.

2) Ultra Sexy Matsereguru. Alias of Dung Beetle, a once active member in the South Park online community who has vanished into obscurity.

by anon August 21, 2003

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youre

1) used interchangeably to mean either "your" or "you're" by illiterate cretins who can't tell the difference between the two
2) used to mean "you're" by people too lazy to hit the apostrophe key; slightly less reprehensible than the above

1) "youre such a stupid youre stupid falls out of youre stupid." "Ah, the irony."
2) "youre still here right?" "Yes, my apathy-stricken acquaintance."

by anon June 30, 2004

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