A group of people in a department that have to deal with all the IT problems within an company or organzation. These problems are dealing with dumb asses users 99% of the time.
The helpdesk is the first and last people you deal with from the IT department.
The helpdesk is the first and last people you deal with from the IT department.
Humm... It says press any key, I don't see the ANY key.
I think we need to call the helpdesk. Then the helpdesk employee shoots himself.
I think we need to call the helpdesk. Then the helpdesk employee shoots himself.
by Andy September 02, 2004
In the Spectrum game "Down to Earth", the Conenabs are cute little cyclops plant things which grow in clusters, multiply like randy maths teachers and explode when they get too numerous. Quite handy because the nasty aliens you're trying to kill sometimes hit them and blow up.
Oh bloody hell, there's another alien after me and I've only got two frigging lives left, there's some conenabs over there, I'm going to head for those. Oh shit, they've blown up and killed me.
by Andy April 18, 2004
utterly useless lecturer at Derby and Nottingham University who won't teach anyone anything and just expects you to know it
aka Francis Jedge, Francis Jedige, Francis Jegede (he can't spell his own name)
aka Francis Jedge, Francis Jedige, Francis Jegede (he can't spell his own name)
by Andy April 18, 2004
The life source to natives of New Jersey. Commonly found in many bottomless cups at any given diner. It sobers, it rejuvinates, it's you're only friend at 3:00 A.M. when that morning paper is due.
by Andy May 07, 2003
(UK slang) a swear-word added as an adjective to emphasise something, similar to bloody. Seems to be a reference to Hell.
The interjection "flaming Hell" is popular as a way of expressing shock, anger etc.
The interjection "flaming Hell" is popular as a way of expressing shock, anger etc.
I can't get this flaming computer to work.
Oh, we've just lost 3-0. Flaming hell! I thought things would get better this season.
Oh, we've just lost 3-0. Flaming hell! I thought things would get better this season.
by Andy June 27, 2004
The "sea-elves", in the work of Tolkien. One of the three clans of elves who crossed the sea (under the leadership of Olwe), although the elves led by Cirdan, who remained in a region of Beleriand known as the Falas, are also counted among the Teleri. (The Sindar, who are of the same clan, appear to be considered separate because they did not reach the sea).
Closest to Ulmo among the Valar, the Teleri dwell in coastal towns whether in Valinor or Middle-Earth. They play a minor role in the Silmarillion; their main dwelling-places in Beleriand were the cities of Vinyamar and Eglarest in the Falas. In Lord of the Rings, the elves dwelling in Lindon and the Grey Havens, including the still-resident Cirdan, are Teleri.
Closest to Ulmo among the Valar, the Teleri dwell in coastal towns whether in Valinor or Middle-Earth. They play a minor role in the Silmarillion; their main dwelling-places in Beleriand were the cities of Vinyamar and Eglarest in the Falas. In Lord of the Rings, the elves dwelling in Lindon and the Grey Havens, including the still-resident Cirdan, are Teleri.
The Teleri are great ship-builders, although their greatest ships were stolen by Feanor and the Noldor in the Kinslaying. These ships were later burnt by Feanor at Loscar, in a gesture of hostility towards Fingolfin, whom he had left in the lands near Valinor.
by Andy April 26, 2004
a large monster from the Darklands, similar to a Kraan but bigger. The largest, Imperial Zlanbeast, are ridden by the Darklords themselves. Strangely, you can play all the Lone Wolf gamebooks and never actually get to fight one.
You see a zlanbeast from a distance.
As you battle on the bridge, a zlanbeast flies by overhead.
The zlanbeast flies away as the tower collapses.
You are in combat with a zlanbeast. (INCORRECT USE)
As you battle on the bridge, a zlanbeast flies by overhead.
The zlanbeast flies away as the tower collapses.
You are in combat with a zlanbeast. (INCORRECT USE)
by Andy April 18, 2004