ANDY's definitions

helpline

Never any help, with usually a foreign person on the other end or an English miserable person.

Hello there, how can I help?

by Andy January 9, 2004

poke 'n choke

When a man anally penetrates a man or woman in the doggystyle position, whilst they orally please another male partner.

We totally poked 'n choked Stephanie hardcore last night! (high five ensues)

I love doing the good old poke 'n choke with John Green's mom and dad.

by Andy April 6, 2004

Black Wednesdays

Toughest hardcore punk rock band in existance. Pure rudeboy/skinhead roots. Not to be associated with Pocket Pakis.

"Oh my God. That nazi just got curb stomped by the Black Wednesdays!"

by Andy March 22, 2005

nucular

Something you never, ever want to hear coming from the lips of a man who controls a nuclear arsenal large enough to destroy the entire world eight times over.

"Our intelligence sources tell us that he has attempted to purchase high-strength aluminum tubes suitable for nucular weapons production."

by Andy January 22, 2005

pigfucker

Someone who supports the police. For instance, a politician who passes laws demanded by the police and thereby destroys civil liberties, and anti-"crime" bigots who go along with any repressive proposal which has even minimal porcine endorsement.

Also someone who literally sleeps with, or who enjoys close personal relations with police officers.

George W Bush and Bill Clinton are a pair of pigfuckers.

People who support ID cards are all pigfuckers.

by Andy April 21, 2004

extreme

1.If it's not meant to be ridden, you ride it

2.if it's meant to be ridden, you ride it in a way it's not meant to be ridden

3.find another way to ride something

1.extreme shopping carting=you ride in a shopping cart

2.extreme biking=riding your bike down the side of a mountain, not the street

3.extreme sledding=taping a lawn chair to a sled, and riding it

by Andy June 10, 2004

Flint Fireforge

a dwarf in the book series dragonlance. good friend of Tanis half-elven

flint was a good metalsmith

by andy September 14, 2004