The f'ing man. He is the greatest. He has an amazing website, and he's the coolest person on deadjournal.
by Andrew January 07, 2004

by Andrew March 07, 2005

This is the art of making a girl pass out during sex. By having rough intercource and then screaming as loud as you can at the point of orgasm will cause her to faint.
After an hour of raunchy sex john performed the fainting goat causing julie to sleep through the night.
by Andrew April 18, 2005

The greatest band to ever come out of the Salton Sea, CA. The originators of sea rock. Band has a washboard player. What more can you want? Also puts on a really good live show.
by Andrew April 03, 2005


Not sure if this is actually feasible, but when you wrap sandpaper around your penis pour on a little hot sauce, and do a chick in the ass.
When I gave her the Arizona Hotrock, she started to cry, due to her burning asshole...but I quenched the fires with my spunk.
by Andrew March 01, 2004
