ANDREW's definitions

Cky

camp kill your self, one of teh greast fucking bands,/series of movies ever

cky kicks ass

by andrew April 30, 2004

Tailgating

2- Following a car too closely with your miniature pickup truck while blasting Eminem on the stereo; a form of overcompensation for economic failure and small genitalia.

If that jerkoff doesn't stop tailgating me, I'm going to slow down to 10 miles an hour!

by Andrew July 15, 2004

numitz

jourdan is stupid

shes a numitz

by andrew October 8, 2003

Ditze

A total dork or jerk

Stop being a ditze

by Andrew March 22, 2003

tsu

being owned in starfox 10 - 0 and owned in mario kart 10 - 0

well atleast im not tsu

by Andrew December 14, 2003

mage

Mage the leetest,quickest, fastest AWPWHORE EVER! mage > frod at awping. MAGE is a leet haxor in cal-i has beaten frod, krupt, and carv at the lan at the same time. and even told john fuk off! he is in the most exclusive club ever A1`{H}. AND #MIAMI !!!

MAGE YOU just PWned HIM! dam deag!

by andrew December 30, 2004

glitterporn

1. Sensationalism for the gratification of a gawking public; gratuitous saturation. Glitterporn is the media equivalent of driving past an accident and being unable to look away.

2. Media coverage of celebrities down to the last mundane detail of their lives.

Examples include media coverage of celebrities ala Tabloid TV, the Scott Peterson murder trial, and the Washingtonienne sex scandal.

As I watch Entertainment Tonight's coverage of Britany Spears's recent knee injury, I asked myself, "Why do I watch this glitterporn when I could be living my own life?"

by Andrew June 10, 2004