ALEX's definitions

actor

A person who makes tons of money by pretending not to be himself, whether on film, television, radio, theatre, etc. etc. In this time of necessary war (at least on timestamp at bottom of definition), most of this type will unknowingly end their careers by bitching about President Bush's clever observations on Saddam Hussein and how he should be stopped.

by Alex March 23, 2003

Tarkus

1971 Emerson, Lake, and Palmer album

by Alex March 26, 2003

IceMan713

White kid with Fro, spams on genmay.com a lot.

Man, he sure did post a lot today; almost as much as IceMan713.

by Alex March 27, 2003

stuybox

a website, that when visited, drops your IQ by 5 points

georger w/ bush has stuybox set as his homepage

by Alex March 27, 2003

loan officer

a guy who gets frequently turned down for dates, then watches the girl hit it off with a more popular guy

"Damn, lost another loan to Ditech!"

by Alex March 28, 2003

kumquat

1) someone who is brain dead

2) someone who makes illogical decisions

fuck off you kumquat!

by Alex April 2, 2003

American

legal resident of the United States; not really a nationality since everybody came here from somewhere else

by Alex April 3, 2003