ALEX's definitions

new yorker

Someone who has guts, brains, good looks, and the right attitude. Someone who is able to live in the greatest city on the face of the planet, in the center of the world, and enjoy it.

There are two types of Americans: the fat, ingnorant, obnoxious type that the world makes fun of and that lives in hicksville, alabama type of places, and then there is the NEW-YORKER, the one that is actually smart, good-looking, and that controls the world.

by Alex July 7, 2003

drodo

Slang for marijuana that is grown hydroponically. Derived from the slang terms dro and dodo.

I love smoking pot in general, but drodo is the best shit around!

by alex February 28, 2005

garn

To indicate movement or action

Aussie1: How ya garn?
Aussie2: Good, self?
Aussie1:Yeah awright, garn the footy this arvo?
Aussie2:Nah....garn the movies instead.

Garn get fucked ya fuckin mongrel.

by Alex October 9, 2003

garbo

To be of no real intrest. short for "garbage"

nah, gimme mines back, yours is hella garbo

by alex April 28, 2003

ocean spray

The urine that comes back at men when they use a urinal. syn. splash back

After using a urinal, "Man, that urinal got ocean spray all over my shirt."

by alex January 18, 2005

california cookie

California cookie consists of a man ejauculating on a womans stomach and filling up the belly button, once the seman dries and becomes hard the woman peels it off and eats the jiz cookie

kyle blew such a big load in my belly button the, california coookie was huge!

by Alex March 24, 2005

dumbass

dumbass - noun/adj.

1.) a stupid person
2.) a stupid descison
3.) george bush.
related to idiot

Tom, you're such a dumbass.

Tom, that was a dumbass descision.

by alex December 20, 2003