16 definitions by AD218

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A large uncircumcised penis. Or small to average depending upon your sense of humor.
If she is lucky, I will show her The Hooded Beast, up close and personal.
by AD218 July 30, 2008
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While giving a girl back door service (doggy style) reach over top her head and forcefully hook her nostrils with two fingers pulling back on her head. She will surely resemble Miss Piggy.
I was hitting that bitch from behind, and decided to give her The Miss Piggy!!
by AD218 July 30, 2008
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