Urban Dictionary: Definitions by ACE

zoned

High on something; off in the Ozone layer of the atmosphere.

"Marc came over with some weed and we got zoned."

zoned by Ace February 5, 2002

A unattractive, socially clumsy or unstylish individual; or someone who is considered intellectual or "brainy."

"Ugh! I went to the library and it was full of computer nerds!"

nerd by Ace February 5, 2002

"Suffers On Closeup" Someone thought to be attractive or cute at a distance, but not after a closer look.

"There was this hot guy at the beach, but when he came over, ugh! S-O-C!"

SOC by Ace February 5, 2002