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Air Force

One of the 5 branches of the U.S. Military. Consists of some of the bravest people on this planet, including my brother-in-law. He attended R.O.T.C. training at UCF a few years ago, then married my sister, (they make a great pair) and they left for Randolf AFB in Texas for a year. Now they're stationed in Barksdale AFB in Shreveport, Louisiana. He's a navigator in a B-52 bomber, and getting deployed to Guam next year. An extremely brave guy, and a great brother! So just remember that everyone in any branch of the Military is willing to die for their country to keep all of us selfish assholes safe!
The Air Force was established in 1947, shortly after WWII. OH YEAH, and my dad flew the F-4 Phantom in his carrer, thankfully he never had to go into combat. GO USA!
by A7X forever July 11, 2010
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Chernobyl

A once nice city in Russia, which is now a nuclear wasteland. In 1986 a catastrophic accident happened at the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant, spreading radiation throughout the city, forcing them to evacuate the population of 49,400 people.
In Call of Duty 4 Modern Warfare, the city of Chernobyl is featured in the missions 'All Ghillied Up' and 'One shot, One kill' and in the online level 'Bloc'.
"Fifty-thousand people used to live here, and now it's a ghost town."
Cpt. MacMillan.
by A7X forever October 5, 2010
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Kamarov

Leader of the Russian government loyalists in cod4. You, Gaz, Price, and other members of the S.A.S. accompany Kamarov in the mission 'Safehouse'. Your team is looking for Nikoli, an informant who has been kidnapped and is being held in a small village.
Price: "Kamarov and his loyalist forces will be waiting for us on the other side of the field, let's move."
Gaz: "Are those the good Russians or the bad ones?"
Price: "Well they won't shoot us on sight if that's what you're asking."
Gaz: "Yeah well that's good enough for me."
by A7X forever November 7, 2010
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Abnoctious

You are abnoctious if you:
a. spell noob 'n00b'.
b. say the words 'fail' and 'teh'
c. hear a joke and reply 'LoLzZZ LyYKke OmGzzZz ThtZzz LyYKkE SOoOo FuNNiiI!'
d. if in cod4 you spell dick 'd!ck' ass '@$$' and faggot 'f499Ott'.
Dude, there was some abnoctious kid on cod4 yesterday. he kept sending me messages saying, "U GoTTt pWnEDDdD!!1!1!!!".
by A7X forever September 9, 2010
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Spam

Shit... the most annoying thing ever. I got a message the other day from some bitch saying her late father died, and she wants to share her money with me. She asked if she could use MY FUCKING BANK ACCOUNT. THAT'S BULLSHIT, WHY THE FUCK WOULD I LET ANYONE NEAR IT?!?! She says she has hundreds of thousands of dollars that she wants to share, but she would take couple thousand I have. There are 2 problems with that:

a. I'm not a dumbshit
b. I'm saving up for a car.
When someone sends you spam, send a nasty letter back! And I mean nasty, like, shit.
by A7X forever September 10, 2010
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Gamer's Waist

A painful condition caused by leaning foward while sitting on a couch for a prolonged period of time. Normally comes from playing games such as Mario Kart Wii and any NFS game, where you play Wi-Fi for too long or get in a long pursuit. The remedy is simple, stop playing, stand up, (if you can) stretch, and if you have to, take off your pants.
Other conditions that may accompany gamer's waist include; Gamer's Thumb- Painful, red, possibly concave mark on your thumb. Gamer's Wrist/Gamer's Hand- A cramp that comes from holding a controller the wrong way, the feeling may remain for the entire day. Gamer's Flashback Syndrome- When you close your eyes you can still see the game, comes from playing late at night. And finally, Gamer's Foot- What happens when you play Cod4 for extended periods of time, especially during Wi-Fi matches.
by A7X forever July 22, 2010
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69 - 8=D = (0)

It's a fucking math equation asshole...BUT, *sigh* if I must explain:
69 (mutual oral sex.)
minus
8=D (dick.)
equals
(0) (pussy.)
There, happy now? Wanna work at Ronald McfuckingDonalds forever? Then write this on every math test.
Evaluate:
7x + y + 54 - 3b ÷ 13x • 2y =?
answer: 69 - 8=D = (0).
by A7X forever September 16, 2010
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