Definitions by A. Hick
mission impossible
He called an escort service because the only women in his singles group who would talk to him were as fat as he was, and that would have been mission impossible.
mission impossible by A. Hick July 24, 2006
cabaret of the nameless
One of the most notorious nightclubs in Berlin, Germany during the "decadent" Weimar Republic area of the 1920s. The usual show consisted of short acts, skits, and songs, etc. performed by "amateurs." (i.e, nameless or unknown) In reality the "performers" were almost always mentally or physically handicapped people chosen specifically because they had no actual talent and were presented solely so the audience of tourists and "intellectual" slummers could laugh at them for "entertainment." The diminuative Jewish Master of Ceremonies, Erwin Lowinsky, was the inspiration for the character protrayed famously by Joel Grey in the much toned down stage production, "Cabaret." Also the club was more distantly an inspiration for the equally infamous '70s TV show "The Gong Show."
cabaret of the nameless by A. Hick July 24, 2006
foreskins on toast
Classic GI and prison chow line dish consisting of dried chipped beef in cream sauce poured over toasted light bread. The name seems to have originated in the U. S. Navy during World War Two. Intact sailors were "strongly encouraged" by Naval doctors and corpsman to undergo adult circumcisions for "hygienic" and "health" reasons. Apparently it was believed then (and to some extent now) that circumcised men have lower rates of infection with sexually transmitted disease during unprotected sex, and since horny sailors will often do reckless things when on shore leave (and more discreetly when on board ship) the age old religious rite of clipping the cod was vigrously promoted as a newflangled "scientific" solution for an age old military problem. Given the reputation for navy food anyway, and the obvious surplus of extra "meat" available, it is not surprising why the name stuck, and became somewhat legendary. The dish, though, is quite distinct from shit on a shingle.
foreskins on toast by A. Hick July 24, 2006
chaser
A slim or in shape person who is sexually or romantically attracted to obese people. The term can be applied to both heterosexual and homosexual attraction. Also known as chubby chaser. Compare to fat admirer.
Jim had to admit he had become a chaser; when he entered the online dating scene after his nasty divorce, he found he could only get hard with he looked at the profiles of BBW.
runner build
A term used to describe a skinny or gaunt male body type in an online dating or chat profile. Often used by gay men (but certainly not exclusively), the term does not actually refer to the lean muscular frame of in shape sprinters, long distance or marathon runners, etc., but rather is a euphemism for a slim body with little or no muscle tone or definition. If you have low body fat, but are unfit, you have a "runner build." It's better than fat and unfit, right? Compare with disingenuous sports related fat body euphemisms like linebacker build or football player build, and contrast with swimmers build.
29, 6'3", 140 lbs., br, br, trim, runner build, 8"c (NOT AOL inches). Sane, stable, software engineer. Mature for my age.
runner build by A. Hick July 24, 2006
fratboi
Older generous professional, ex frat, in town on business seeks strapped college fratboi(s) for discreet companionship
Fratbois Gone Wild!
Fratbois Gone Wild!