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Definitions by A certain short guy

Toothpaste beater 

A toothpaste beater is one who masturbates using toothpaste instead of just dry beating or lotion beating.
These people have the cleanest dicks around, as the toothpaste cleans all the smegma.
Guy 1: did you see how clean John's foreskin is? Guy 2: yeah, he's definitely a toothpaste beater.
Puccmin is a name given to an individual with extreme aura (green aura with flies). This person has an iq lower than 1.0x10^-99, and they will always say "I will touch you, lil bro."
Friend 1: dude , Erik said hes finna touch me. Friend 2: hes such a Puccmin fr.
Puccmin by A certain short guy April 5, 2025