A certain short guy's definitions

Toothpaste beater

A toothpaste beater is one who masturbates using toothpaste instead of just dry beating or lotion beating.
These people have the cleanest dicks around, as the toothpaste cleans all the smegma.

Guy 1: did you see how clean John's foreskin is? Guy 2: yeah, he's definitely a toothpaste beater.

by A certain short guy May 6, 2025

Puccmin

Puccmin is a name given to an individual with extreme aura (green aura with flies). This person has an iq lower than 1.0x10^-99, and they will always say "I will touch you, lil bro."

Friend 1: dude , Erik said hes finna touch me. Friend 2: hes such a Puccmin fr.

by A certain short guy April 5, 2025