Chubbscouts are the fat kids at a fatcamp.
by A WHITE GUY March 16, 2014
Store brand Mountain Dew knock offs or Mello Yello (which is made by coke as their competition.)
Some are great, some are just ok, some are quite terrible and taste like straight up sugar water with no fizz or citrus flavor (shasta moon mist, aka mountain doo-doo).
Some are great, some are just ok, some are quite terrible and taste like straight up sugar water with no fizz or citrus flavor (shasta moon mist, aka mountain doo-doo).
For $5.99 I can get a 12 pack of Mountain Dew, but for $2.75 I can get a 12 pack of mountain don’t. If it turns out to be mountain doo-doo, I won’t be too disappointed because it was only $2.75 for a 12er, I just won’t buy it again.
by A WHITE GUY January 27, 2019
Those are the dick heads who made Adblock Plus not work on youtube anymore, forcing us to sit through 2 minute ads for crest white strips while trying to watch a 25 second Youtube video, because Youtube whored themselves out to corporate America. Seriously Youtube, how fucking greedy can you get?
The ad nazis actually think that repeatedly cramming their shit down out throats will make people buy those shitty products, but it doesn't work for me.
by A WHITE GUY July 24, 2017
Ramen noodles and ketchup
by A WHITE GUY January 28, 2020
A landlord who tries to maximize profits by not maintaining properties until threats of condemnation and charges more than the property's worth.
They usually own a-LOT of properties and those properties usually are in the ghetto while they are living in gated communities and mansions.
They don't care who they rent to or what the condition of the properties are in, just as long as they get rent money.
They will rent to the biggest pieces of shit on earth such as violent sex offenders, crack heads, jailbirds, white trash, alkys, junkies, thieves, gangbangers, or just plain assholes.
Usually only accept rent in cash to avoid taxes, may have a history of tax evasion charges, and serve alot of evictions.
When something goes wrong with the house due to neglect, the slumlord usually blames the tenants and raises the rent because he had to fix it.
Most slumlords do not give background checks or charge security deposits. However, if they do give a background check and you have a criminal history, no problem! They will let you move right in. And if they do charge security deposits, they will keep it and say ("you damaged the property more than the security deposit is worth, but i'm going to be nice not take you to court") just to psyche you out of suing him.
They usually own a-LOT of properties and those properties usually are in the ghetto while they are living in gated communities and mansions.
They don't care who they rent to or what the condition of the properties are in, just as long as they get rent money.
They will rent to the biggest pieces of shit on earth such as violent sex offenders, crack heads, jailbirds, white trash, alkys, junkies, thieves, gangbangers, or just plain assholes.
Usually only accept rent in cash to avoid taxes, may have a history of tax evasion charges, and serve alot of evictions.
When something goes wrong with the house due to neglect, the slumlord usually blames the tenants and raises the rent because he had to fix it.
Most slumlords do not give background checks or charge security deposits. However, if they do give a background check and you have a criminal history, no problem! They will let you move right in. And if they do charge security deposits, they will keep it and say ("you damaged the property more than the security deposit is worth, but i'm going to be nice not take you to court") just to psyche you out of suing him.
My house is falling apart, full of mold, mildew, rats and cockroaches and the roof is leaking. There is exposed wiring, broken windows, gaping holes in walls, lead paint peeling from the woodwork, and crack heads living upstairs. In the basement, there is a sewage leak and missing or broken structural beams AND THE LANDLORD AINT DOING SHIT ABOUT ANY OF THAT!!! He even rented out the downstairs apartment knowingly to a child molester fresh out of prison knowing I have 3 young children living with me. Then after I finally moved out, he had the balls to withhold my security deposit and take me to court saying i destroyed the apartment (eventhough i left it in better condition than when i moved in) and said that I didn't pay rent for 3 months. What a slumlord!
The building is now condemned and boarded up HA HA HA.
The building is now condemned and boarded up HA HA HA.
by A WHITE GUY September 25, 2013
by A WHITE GUY October 20, 2013
When you take a shit and there’s literally more poop on the toilet paper than there is in the toilet, and the poop is extremely sticky and thick (almost tar like)and impossible to clean off your asshole without scrubbing intensely in the shower. Usually happens when you eat too much junk food.
P1: “WTF took you so long in the bathroom? Were you writing a novel or something?”
P2: “Sorry, had a bad case of mudbutt. It was like the labrea tar pits down there.”
P1:”Maybe if you didn’t eat all those god damn Doritos every day and ate a fucking salad once in a while, you wouldn’t have that problem.”
P2: “Sorry, had a bad case of mudbutt. It was like the labrea tar pits down there.”
P1:”Maybe if you didn’t eat all those god damn Doritos every day and ate a fucking salad once in a while, you wouldn’t have that problem.”
by A WHITE GUY January 29, 2019