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your next door neighbor.
he gives kids free candy out of the back of his windowless van and asks them what their mom is wearing today and when their dad is coming home from work. the sex offender may also be seen hiding in a tree with a pair of binoculars and a camcorder.
by A WHITE GUY February 21, 2014
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Get the Cleveland Swirlie mug.An excuse for willfully ignorant and stupid bigots to justify their intolerance and hate against people who are different than them (race, creed, gender, sexuality etc...)
Don’t let those assholes discourage you from believing in god since most religious people are good people.
Don’t let those assholes discourage you from believing in god since most religious people are good people.
Gay couple: Why did you vandalize our house?
Bible thumper: GOD HATES FAGS!!! THE BIBLE SAYS ADAM AND EVE, NOT ADAM AND STEVE!!! YOU PEOPLE ARE AN INSULT TO MY RELIGION!!!
Gay couple: But we didn’t choose to be gay, it's not our fault.
Bible thumper: That’s not true, there are camps where you can pray the gay away. I’ve been there twice and I got cured.
Gay couple: Are you sure you’re cured?
Bible thumper: (covers ears) BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH JESUS LOVES ME BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!
Bible thumper: GOD HATES FAGS!!! THE BIBLE SAYS ADAM AND EVE, NOT ADAM AND STEVE!!! YOU PEOPLE ARE AN INSULT TO MY RELIGION!!!
Gay couple: But we didn’t choose to be gay, it's not our fault.
Bible thumper: That’s not true, there are camps where you can pray the gay away. I’ve been there twice and I got cured.
Gay couple: Are you sure you’re cured?
Bible thumper: (covers ears) BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH JESUS LOVES ME BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!
by A WHITE GUY January 27, 2019
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Yeah, there must have been another meth lab explosion in the metal ghetto.
Yeah, there must have been another meth lab explosion in the metal ghetto.
by A WHITE GUY August 26, 2013
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A racist term towards white people (eventhough nobody really gets offended by it).
Oldskool stoner slang for when taking too many hits in a short amount of time, then feeling nauzeated and breaking out in a cold sweat then turning pale (varies from seconds to hours).
The dog from crayon shin chen.
The old midget with 2 different sized feet on adam sandlers eight crazy nights.
A racist term towards white people (eventhough nobody really gets offended by it).
Oldskool stoner slang for when taking too many hits in a short amount of time, then feeling nauzeated and breaking out in a cold sweat then turning pale (varies from seconds to hours).
The dog from crayon shin chen.
The old midget with 2 different sized feet on adam sandlers eight crazy nights.
Yo nigga, dis a muddafuckin' chocolate fest up in dis bitch, hit up whitey.
Why do whitey gotta bring me down dawg.
Duuude, put that out for a minute, I'm having a whitey.
Why do whitey gotta bring me down dawg.
Duuude, put that out for a minute, I'm having a whitey.
by A WHITE GUY September 25, 2013
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