Chubbscouts are the fat kids at a fatcamp.
by A WHITE GUY March 16, 2014

(BOOM!!!) Hey bob, did you hear that?
Yeah, there must have been another meth lab explosion in the metal ghetto.
Yeah, there must have been another meth lab explosion in the metal ghetto.
by A WHITE GUY August 26, 2013

An individual (typically sheltered white suburban kids from upper middle class families) who feels that they need to follow all the latest trends and fads religiously, and pretend to be someone they're not in order to be accepted by others, making themselves look like complete idiots. Similar to sheeple.
Tool: "I was camping outside the apple store the night before the latest Iphone release, and my man-bun fell out, so I had to put on my fedora #badhairday"
by A WHITE GUY June 13, 2017

When you set your hair on fire, or at least singe it, while trying to light the bong. Especially bad if you’re a long haired greasy hippie, you’ll end up looking like ghost rider. That’s why you should get a haircut you god damn hippies.
They’ve been telling Hippie Steve to get a haircut, or at least take a shower for years now, but he didn’t listen. Then one day while trying to enjoy the marijuanas, unwashed for days and extremely greasy, his hair went up faster than nascar. That was the most brutal hippie haircut in the history of stonerhood. RIP Hippie Steve.
by A WHITE GUY April 19, 2021

Roadkill that has been run over so many times that it’s just a scattered pile of blood and guts that’s almost completely flat, resembling a pizza.
To eat the redneck pizza, just slap it on the engine block of yer truck until it congeals, cut it into 8 slices with yer buck knife, take a big ol’ hit off yer meth pipe, then enjoy with yer friends Bubba and Jim-Bob. Best served with pabst blue ribbon or some other piss beer.
by A WHITE GUY December 25, 2018

by A WHITE GUY July 02, 2014

KFC double down sandwich. (aka the double death sandwich)
It consists of 2 fried chicken breasts (used instead of a traditional bun), 2 slices of bacon, and a slice of cheese with some kind of sauce.
You can't call it a heart attack on a bun because it doesn't even have a bun. You could probably only find it in america.
It consists of 2 fried chicken breasts (used instead of a traditional bun), 2 slices of bacon, and a slice of cheese with some kind of sauce.
You can't call it a heart attack on a bun because it doesn't even have a bun. You could probably only find it in america.
American fat fuck1:Hey phil, you down to eat a shitload of death sandwiches from kfc?
American fat fuck2:Hell yeah Randy, I'm not only down, I'm double down. and while we're there, we'll order some large sodas and see if they can fill the cups with gravy.
American fat fuck1:Oh shit, I forgot that we're too fat to even walk up to the drive thru window.
American fat fuck2:awwwww man, I only had 47 heart attacks this year.
American fat fuck1: We better smoke some crack to drop some weight so we can actually fit inside of kfc.
American fat fuck2:Hell yeah Randy, I'm not only down, I'm double down. and while we're there, we'll order some large sodas and see if they can fill the cups with gravy.
American fat fuck1:Oh shit, I forgot that we're too fat to even walk up to the drive thru window.
American fat fuck2:awwwww man, I only had 47 heart attacks this year.
American fat fuck1: We better smoke some crack to drop some weight so we can actually fit inside of kfc.
by A WHITE GUY July 13, 2014
