Zays

The unit of measurement used to determine how long it has been since someone (typically you or whoever you are talking to) busted a nut to zombie porn. One Zay is equivalent to the run time of Kyoto by Skrillex multiplied by 26.83.

My longest streak is only 22 Zays, I really need to work on myself.

by A SvddenZaz Account December 29, 2021

Unknownurban

An Urban Dictionary post with 0 likes or dislikes.

All of my posts are Unknownurban posts :(

by A SvddenZaz Account December 29, 2021

2

Objecively the worst number. Why does it look like that? I swear, whoever made the number 2 needs to be demoted.

"2 bad, 9 good" - me, yesterday, to my mother

by A SvddenZaz Account January 01, 2022

Psychopath

people who squirt soap on their hands after washing them

That guy is a psychopath! He makes Urban Dictionary posts using a Fire TV!

by A SvddenZaz Account January 01, 2022

Cowabunga Cockfest

A type of gay orgy where everyone participating is roleplaying Michaelangelo from TMNT. Orange is typically painted around the eyes of each participant either before or during the Cowabunga Cockfest, but not all of these events do this.

Person A: I went to a Cowabunga Cockfest yesterday. Person B: Sir, this is a Bass Pro Shops.

by A SvddenZaz Account December 29, 2021

Dubstep Supremacy

A belief that centers around all Politicians, Dictators, Presidents, etc. should be replaced with Dubstep artists.

Yeah, I believe in Dubstep Supremacy, why do you ask? Just not Terravita, though, their mixing is ass.

by A SvddenZaz Account December 29, 2021

Procrastinator

I'll put in a definition later.

I'm not a Procrastinator, I just don't want to do that right now

by A SvddenZaz Account December 29, 2021