tounge

How stupid people spell the word "tongue."

Is it really that fucking hard?

by a pseudonym November 10, 2004

Group X

band that rox. New CD: Stepping on the Crowtch owf your American President.

They say Group X steal the beats, well that bunch of crap.
Why would we ever stop doing that?
'Cuz Puff Daddy do it, except he cannot rap.

by a pseudonym June 16, 2004

beckerify

1. To unneccesarily compound a situation's complexity and volatility through lack of a sense of humor.

He completely beckerified the situation by reporting to the police that I had broken the speed limit.

by a pseudonym February 16, 2005

Sirhc

My name backwords.

Sirhc!!! SIRHC!!!!!!

by a pseudonym June 15, 2004

Intertron

A network of computer machines where hackers live.

We all live on the intertron!

by a pseudonym November 21, 2004

oh my god! what is that man doing to his anus?

A common reaction to goatse.

Person One: Hey, Person Two, look at this!

Person Two: OH MY GOD! WHAT IS THAT MAN DOING TO HIS ANUS?!

by A pseudonym March 13, 2005

sarchosis

n. A mental illness which causes the sufferer to be overly and psychotically sarcastic.

Person One: Oh, really? That blue car ISN'T red, you say? Wow, thanks so much for telling me that! Now my life is complete and I can float off to the mystical, happy FAIRYland where hot naked ELVES will DANCE for me, and...

Person Two: Um, dude, I think you might be a bit sarchotic...

Person One: OHH, you think I'm SARCHOTIC! Isn't that GREAT, especially coming from...

(etc...)

by A pseudonym March 13, 2005