NOUN, Slang : Zelfie
An x-rated photograph of ones self. Not limited too but generally is of the male or female genitalia; Sometimes, can be found in the same xelfie. Can be full potrait, half portrait, for those that wish to leave something to the imagination. Or may be a full on anatomy and physiology lesson.
Generally shared between young adults, and sometimes by older creeper politicians to under age girls. Usually signed with a moniker...
An x-rated photograph of ones self. Not limited too but generally is of the male or female genitalia; Sometimes, can be found in the same xelfie. Can be full potrait, half portrait, for those that wish to leave something to the imagination. Or may be a full on anatomy and physiology lesson.
Generally shared between young adults, and sometimes by older creeper politicians to under age girls. Usually signed with a moniker...
I opened a text from a friend of mine and he sent me a xelfie of his package. It looked like it was extremely cold where he was... When I responded LOL, he said he's a grower not a shower...
by A Muffin Top Turd November 02, 2017
Acronym: Stands for
"Sex With A Jar Of Planters"
aka "Fucking Nuts"
1. Note: "Planters" refers to the trademarked brand of quality nuts, not a farmer.
2. Commonly used as a descriptor in medical settings in hushed tones, so as not to be overheard by the overly sensitive PC Police.
"Sex With A Jar Of Planters"
aka "Fucking Nuts"
1. Note: "Planters" refers to the trademarked brand of quality nuts, not a farmer.
2. Commonly used as a descriptor in medical settings in hushed tones, so as not to be overheard by the overly sensitive PC Police.
Charge nurse (CN) asks colleague:
CN: "What's in room 2?"
Nurse 2: "A SWAJOP..."
CN: "What's she doing? "
Nurse 2: "Jackson Pollocking her room with her own feces."
CN: "She any good?"
Nurse 2: " Eh, a little to abstract for my taste."
CN: "What's in room 2?"
Nurse 2: "A SWAJOP..."
CN: "What's she doing? "
Nurse 2: "Jackson Pollocking her room with her own feces."
CN: "She any good?"
Nurse 2: " Eh, a little to abstract for my taste."
by A Muffin Top Turd November 06, 2017