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NOUN, Slang : Zelfie

An x-rated photograph of ones self. Not limited too but generally is of the male or female genitalia; Sometimes, can be found in the same xelfie. Can be full potrait, half portrait, for those that wish to leave something to the imagination. Or may be a full on anatomy and physiology lesson.

Generally shared between young adults, and sometimes by older creeper politicians to under age girls. Usually signed with a moniker...
I opened a text from a friend of mine and he sent me a xelfie of his package. It looked like it was extremely cold where he was... When I responded LOL, he said he's a grower not a shower...
Xelfie by A Muffin Top Turd November 2, 2017
A famous international ragnarok online player's Assassin Cross with 99 agi. Despite the unusual build, it survives through enormous amounts of firepower, greatly offending opposing players, who like to claim that she is weak, only to be made look stupid.

She leads the guild Valhalla who are self proclaimed freedom fighters and seekers of justice in the world of RO. They are also the most legitimate anti-cheating RO guild, much to the annoyance of the iRO GMs.

Xellie's exposure of cheaters and foul play within iRO has led to many people attempting to slander her, taking things to an almost obsessive level, even beyond the game and into real life.

Her captivating personality and wicked sense of humor is often so hard for people to ignore, that they cling to any hope they have of aquiring the girl's attention. After all as they say, bad attention is better than no attention.

After recently 'reaquainting' herself with the iRO GM team, she managed to 'make' a god item for her guild.

She is also responsible for almost every bad thing that happens in the RO world and possibly the real one.
"Xellie's speed potting through our precast again... Quickly, I NEED SIX CHAMPIONS ON THE EMP"

"Xellie found out that I cheat and exposed the proof. That makes her a liar and ugly in real life"

"Xellie got me banned. Again. I hate her."

"Xellie Xellie xellie xellie."

"If I find out you're behind this shit, Xellie, there will be a hell to pay!"
Xellie by Heimdallr January 27, 2008
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