matrix

It's like Alice's Wonderland, except a hell of a lot more machines. Oh, sorry, no Chesire Cat. -_-

Morpheus: Take the red pill and I'll show you how far the rabbit hole goes.
Neo: *takes the red pill* Oh boy! Alice is a HOTTIE!

by a loser November 08, 2003

do you bite your thumb at us sir

used in Romeo and Juliet. during that time period it was the equal of flicking someone off= highly offensive.

"do you bite your thumb at us sir?"
"yeah, wanna make something of it?"

by a loser March 11, 2004

flub

To fuck up on something

I fucking totally flubbed up this stupid thing.

by a loser March 30, 2003

losericious

an adjective describing someone who is acting like a dumb and stupid loser, or something that would be done by a loser.

Michelle has been acting so losericious lately.

That was such a losericious party.

by a loser May 13, 2005

nir

used when someone asked a stupid question

"If I push this button that says "on", will the tv turn on??"
"NIR!!"

by a loser March 30, 2003

Fool

1. A person who, by carelessness or design, speaks the equivalent of gibberish, feigns intelligence while spouting thoroughgoing nonsense, and often dresses in the manner of a color-blind peacock, this last part is optional.

2. A person, who by carelessness or design, says things that may, on the surface, sound like gibberish and unintelligent nonsense, but, upon closer inspection, is sharing wisdom in the form of riddles. Often dresses in the fashion of a color-blind peacock, but this is optional.

"I can't decide if that boy is a natural born fool or if he's a damn genius."

by A Loser July 30, 2012

negative waves

Someone with a morbid lack of optimism and fixated belief that things will always go wrong.

also known as: NG Waves

"Why don't you knock it off with them Negative Waves! Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here. Why can't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change" - Oddball (Kelly's Heroes 1970)

by a loser July 06, 2004