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Definitions by A Little Pinprick

roman candle 

It's fireworks that you HOLD IN YOUR HAND!

It's a Roman Candle!

1234567890 

The row of numbers on a keyboard.

You'd be surprised how many people I've heard ask where the "10" button was.
wtf 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-0 where's the 10.

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as seen on TV 

A phrase seen on products which is the only means of persuasion for this company to get you to buy a piece of shit.
WO! This Grabbo-Arm can hold a spoon to scoop out pudding with ease! This product was "AS SEEN ON TV"! I should probably buy it!

happy bunny

A drawing of an innocent rabbit saying rather mean things. A big hit with the girls because it must be anoter one of those cryptic things they like to say to be "cool," despite making absolutely no sense.

It's not very clever nor funny.
"Oh, look, Happy Bunny. It's saying 'I'd love you, but right now I hate you.' That's...cute...I guess..."

classic rock 

A genre of rock music consisting of bands from the 60s, 70s, and 80s. A genre most people today put upon the highest pedestal, forcing others to accept their opinion that it's "the greatest music to ever be put on a vinyl record" or otherwise. I like classic rock myself, but I don't shove my views on it down other people's throats.
Person: Yeah Green Day! They're awesome!
Other Person: WTF IS RONG WIT UR HEAD U STUPID FUCK. CLASSIC ROCK IS THE EPITOME OF ALL MUSIC U DOLT. ACCEPT IT.
Person: Jesus Christ chill.